Today has been unbearable. IT'S TOO DAMNED HOT AND HUMID! I hate hot, humid weather. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I'M CRANKY!
On top of this I have been driving around Nicholas's car for the past week. Oh, by the way Nicholas is "N". I have his car because it's a beautiful 1973 Mercedes-Benz 450 SEL. Actually I don't have it because it's beautiful, but because he had to drive down to Jacksonville, Florida to catch a flight home to Texas.
We decided it wouldn't be a good idea for him to drive his car such a distance because of its age. That and the fact it sucks up fuel like I do water. It has a monster-sized fuel tank. I believe it gets something like ten miles to a gallon. So he has taken my car and there it sits with its icy cold A/C in a parking garage in Jacksonville. Y'all don't understand. I had to peel myself off those lovely comfortable leather seats once I arrived from the Southside to Downtown. My back was completely drenched. I really HATE THAT! Again, I am cranky.
Nicholas should return tomorrow sometime :) and then on Sunday I will be heading to Fort Myers, Florida to visit with my mum.
I have never known how you boys in the south do that humidity thing. Always wet, always sticky, always moist. Well, now that I'm writing it, it sounds like good sex.
ReplyDeleteI HATE THE "M" WORD! (moist) Thank you, very much.
ReplyDeleteIn contrast, it is lovely here in Tucson. However, I suspect if you were here you'd still be sweating.
ReplyDeleteProbably, but since you don't have humidity in Tucson I might be able to deal. Perhaps someday I will find out.
ReplyDeleteHot n' moist n' wet n' sticky... Hate the humidity, too... but love love love the sex!
ReplyDeleteHey, I can read between the line, too! :-)